On a humor note

I received this mail...and thought putting up here...


If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on thehorse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
J
ust close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......Open ur eyes !Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of afool............

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......u....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei'll take u an eye specialist !!
I wrote ur name on the sand .............it got washed away,I wrote ur name in air..........................it got blown away,So i wrote ur name in my heart.............i got a HEART ATTACK

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much,fell into the well, and drowned.The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends inashes...But dont worry - we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in troubleu can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happyso when u need true lovespend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,when i ask u flower,u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'll never drink WATER

when i call u;1 ring means i\'m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......it functions 24hrs 365 days.....it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by4min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.

.History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicidek2s14ster",0]
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