The Life...

Well, those were the best days of my life, or so says everyone. This might carry some weight.
While we were in 10th-12th std., most of the things in science said, "Just assume it! You'll read the whole derivation in your higher studies." And finally here comes engineering, where you never find any word as such. Anyways, but i enjoy every moment of it!!! This life seems interesting...when we learn "sky is not blue, it appears so!" in detail, and so many things!!!

Life goes on.... most of the engineers are/get insane, by the time they complete their course. And this insanity, is an welcome one.
During the exams, its' common to see engg. students with a mug of coffee in one hand, a ciggaratte lit in between the fingers, and another hand carries the pen, and eyes are on the schrodinger wave equation, or COP, or radio equations....or whatever it be. Restless nights, old classical music(on other days, however only rock, or metallic pleases) and most common ambition to get <=30 and get an impressive CGPA or internals.
Tommorrow is my Mechanical Engg. Paper, and here i'm on net posting my blog, another group of our frens have gone to watch 'Bunty Aur Babli' after all it is a nice movie!!! Well....last four consecutive days and nights we were awake....finishing up, deriving, and mugging up Mechanical Enginnering(Thermodyanmics, Mechanics, SOM). I needed a break, too...so decided to eat up your minds, in case if u're not an engineer/engg student.
Take Care...people.

another funny bit!

An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both. Since, if you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go get some work done."


well....now in indian scenarion. This joke was told to me by my friend Md. Asim Sayeed.
"Once India was playing a cricket match with Australia. Anil Kumble was batting, and when he scored 30 runs he waived the bat to the crowd and everyone. Everyone were stunned, Ganguly, the Indian Skipper came and asked "Everyone show their bats and wave to the crowd when they score half-century or century, why are you doing so at 30?" Kumble replied. "Only the Engineers n engg. students know the value of 30.!"
For those who understood it, well and good!! for others remain a tubelight, and you are not a real engineer!

I just read it out somewhere....and i was a bit shocked! How on Earth, they can make a fun of we, people. But anyhow, this is an interesting piece.....



Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.

Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.

Real Engineers wear moustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not because they're lazy.
Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.

Real Engineers think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.
Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics - but not their own shirt size.
Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
Real Engineers say "It's 77 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 Kelvin," and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day."
Real Engineers give you the feeling you're having a conversation with a dial tone or busy signal.
Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car."
Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.
Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.
Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.
Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.

Real Engineers don't find the observations above at all funny.


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Abhiyantriki....

Well....Abhiyantriki...is a hindi word.....which in English means ...."Engineering". So, in this blog i'll be talking about me and engineering, broadly and maybe, also drag other things in it....As my old habit is. Btw....my 2nd semester exams are on......so rite now..bye!!