Wednesday, June 15, 2005

I, ME & MYSELF

Just decided to take this quiz for Myself....as one of another blogger friend did!
I hope everyone who reads this does!!~

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Rajeev
2. Raj
3. Ranjan


THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Rajman
2. Mischief
3. The Hotstuff

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My hazel brown eyes
2.My face(at times)
3. do i need to tell everything?

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My height 5'9
2. under weight body
3. Again, My face(most of the times)

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Humbleness
2. Sensibility
3. Spreading love around

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Loosing Someone
2. Facing a burn(Pyrophobiac)
3. Not having enough money, to enjoy myself in restaurants.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Going to my bathroom(hahha)
2. Goen to a cafe
3. Saying a silent prayer in my mind for my parents and loved ones

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A very short Short
2.A Shirt
3. A sandal

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. unconditional faith
2. Lots of love, which lasts forever
3. Respect for the partner and his feelings

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I love my parents.
2. I love eating Samosa.
3. I'm a big flirt!

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. oomph..factor
2. her gate
3. her expression

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. go and hug and ......and ....... her
2. Reach to my mom's lap
3. Eat, then sleep and then dream

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Enginnering
2. Editor of some reputed magazine/website
3. CCE/TSE

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. My home
2. Ladakh
3.Himalaya

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. chahat
2. khushi
2. babli

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Live
2. Carve a niche' for me in this world
3. It's a close secret


THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. Merc'
2. Dhruvtara
3. Manchali
and maybe everyone....



so...done with this!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

dEPRESSION

Mood is off!! Disappointment filled day!!! Had an scuffle with 'her', to make matters worse!!! What do I do? No idea....except for sing some old nice song....


I feel so unsure,
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor.
As the music dies...
Something in your eyes,
Calls to mind a silver screen,
And all those sad goodbyes.
Chorus
I’m never gonna dance again,
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Though it’s easy to pretend,I
know you’re not a fool.
I should have no better than to cheat a friend,
And waste the chance that I’d been given.
So I’m never gonna dance again,
The way I danced with you.
Chorus
Time can never mend,
The careless whispers of a good friend.
To the heart and mind,
If your answer’s kind...
There’s no comfort in the truth,
Pain is all you’ll find.
Repeat chorus
What am I without your love?
Tonite the music seems so loud,
I wish that we could lose the crowd.
Maybe it’s better this way,
We’d hurt each other with the things we want to say.
We could have been so good together,
We could have made this last forever..
.But now, who’s gonna dance with me?
Please stay.(alternatively)
:And now it’s never gonna beThat way...
Repeat chorus
Now that you’re gone..
.Now that you’re gone...
Now that you’re gone..
.Was what I did so wrong?
So wrong that you had to leave me alone?

CARELESS WHISPER by George Michael


We never know what turn life would take at what point. The turn, sometimes is too sharp to handle and we break down...wither down for the next race, next run. And give up hope. Dreams. Fascinations. We stop believing. We stop living, in its real term. Only breathing, isn't living a life! It's only that you're alive!!! I'm not living, I'm ALIVE!

Doctoring Engineering!

PCB Lab is over, and so are classes!!! Now there is a respite of 2 months before things could get back to their insanity level...and I'm relieved!!!!
Relieved from these people:
Proff. (Ms.) Kavita Shukla :~ You must be wondering why did i mention (Ms.) with her name. Well, that's what makes the things...a bit intresting. She's of just around 24-26 years, and she is beautiful too. So, boys go ga-ga over her. And me and her share an intresting equation in between us. I always debate whatever she says, and she reciprocates in the same manner with me. And none of us agree with each other even if a whole period is over, of 100 mins. So, Ma'am has an advice for me "Raj, I know you won't agree with me. Come down to my cabin and then we can have an argument." and this line comes as soon as she is in class. LOL. When guys n gals are not in a mood to gulp down her lectures, while the class in on...those sitting far off would look at me with anticipation in eyes, while those around would pester and force me to ask her anything.....and there is also a bit 'extra' involved...which i'd not like to mention.

Proff. Ranu Verma:~ He is our FIT teacher, and the worst teacher i ever met. Well, i'm not arguing his knowledge. He has it, but outdated. So in the class, it was more than obvious for me when he confused children saying we can't club LCD monitors as o/p device. And i took him by iron tongues, not too literally. Then...for him gopher and ftp/http sites are same...didn't bother teaching us intricacies of mess topology, ...well instead of rebuking him...i should proceed abt the main content. SO, we always had a heated debate, and i'd prove my authencity. So in a way, he was peeved with me. And seriously speaking, i did so not in a bid to show my knowledge but to tell him he was wrong, and this 'd affect all the 60 of us if we get our logics wrong and confused up. One day, he asked me to come to his cabin. Then threatened me, saying I'll complain about you to HoD, Director...etc.etc. And I, in anger said " 2K4ET057 is my id, section e, univ. roll no 0409633071 and name Rajeev incase you've forgot. Do whatever you want, do whatever you can."
And that day onward...i bunked his class everyday..and in class, he'd say "where's my fav student. I respect him. He has got immense knowledge. Blah blah..blah...
What I loathe him for is that he gave me 36 out of 50 in internals..while my FIT marks were highest in both sessional out of 450 students of 1st year. While I should have got 45-50 out of 50. And the other FIT teacher knows this.

hey...gotta get resevation..will update this later....before i log off....a sms i received


Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena.
Haath uthe agar duao ke liye to kafan hatha dena
Aur wajah pucche maut ki to Engineering bata dena!!


Bye...take care ya ppl.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

12th DBA Days!!!

Hotstuff's Memories!

For anyone who was not in 12A DBA, 2003-2004 batch read this first: This poem was scribbled by me a week ago before farewell of our 12th std in class. So, it might not appeal to you, if you wish move on to other posts, skip this!!!


' The Long and short journey which took
us one and half happy years
Has suddenly come to an end
Accompanying me at last are tears.

Sir KK's routine morning assembly dose
And constant Principal's fee reminders
Along with discipline lecture, they 're all over.
All of a sudden, we don't want you to be kinder.

Now, my eyes shall look for,
Mrs. Verma and her mystery notes
Her great f'ndship lectures to me(abt my affairs)
And for sure, her 'beta' ancidotes.

'Even Otherwise' Sir Sujeet's class
'faieluree' and sleepy to me did his math seem
but 'v important for ISC' it was.
We shall miss 'bauth' his maths and him.

The days when I were absent
This 'engineer' missed me the most
Now, comments he'd not be able to pass
Just my dignity, Sir DK(dq) you did cost!

I'll be waiting for someone
who condemns my English as 'BOMBASTIC'
Mrs. Maya, we shall rem' yer warnings of not teaching.
Though to us, it felt very sarcastic.

Silent Sir JP & Noisy Mr. Tom
Now, Shakespeare & Dickens will interest us less
Since, hardly did you visit our class
So, no complains in your case.

But eagerly awaited was a handsome humorist man
For Lifetime, We'd miss Mr. Banka for Computers.
'Unreal', 'NFS2', Mr. DON & last position shall come to mind
so will classes, inheritance, arrays and compilers #

The Burnt uncooked SAMOSAS
And almost vegetarian Chicken Roll
Have suddenly disappeared
My hungry stomache shall miss them all

Till the end of the 1st period,
For who shall my eyes wait now
Who shall say 'Padho Babu Padho'
PV darl', i wanna see yer latecomings anyhow

Gautam, Vikash and Neeraj
My shirt's back shall miss those ink marks
Your all senseless 'jokes far apart'
and missed too will be yer funny remarks.

Thanx a lot to Shashi and Puru,
For making me a throneless king
I enjoyed and loathed it through out
My 'maharani' and 'patrani' shall be missing

Piyush, you haven't told the name yet
And Ankur, I'm not yet a 'boxer'
Rakesh, which movie did ya watch all alone
Hmmm....we've a lot to share with each other

'Namaste', I've got your Dairy Milk
So, Hamna show me yer pocket
Sonali, will you believe my words?
Didn't call you that day, didn't call ya till yet!

Runa, I love your gigglings and smiles
Why are you planning to take them all away?
Priyanka, Adi, Adil, Sankalp, Saurabh & Pakkk.
Nothing can take you out of IIT's way

I shall never bring my water bottle
If you always remain my nebor
I shall be missing those secret signals admist class
And greatly cherished will be yer neborly care

Just to think of the things
I just managed to say
Transports me to a sad gloomy world
The world from which '12 A' is away!!!


# - Now something about computer class..we all computer student used to play during our class. And sir, used to play with us. But just a single class of his in a month was enuff for us to get things clearly in mind. We all had our different names...in lab...

Prashant - Merc' (he (till is, and has the blog's title by the same name)
Vikash - Hunt (inspired by Tom Cruise in MI, Vikash has a habit of always talking abt fights and aiming fist."
Gautam- Dexter'(Inspired by the cartoon character)
Gaurav Mankani- NDA ( got nothing to do with NATIONAL DEFENCE ACADEMY, it stands for Notre Dame Academy, a famous gal's school....where gaurav spent most of the time)
Neeraj - Spark/Tanna (hmm....i even don't know...maybe it has got to do with his mind...as soon as anything sparked his mind....he'd blast!! and tanna/tanakna is a hindi word for spark)
Raunak- Quick Silver (he topped our school, though we never thought he'd ..he's a quickie in it, maybe this 'd have been the reason)
Sankalp-S3:16 (i don't know at all.....we believed h'd be the topper...so could be some acronym)
Rahul - SPEED (That's another matter he'd come at last in all the races, even after me...so he never got in tournament)
left are two guys....gaurav kumar and ..........., now help me remember their code names...well i just forgot to write abt me.
Raj- The Hotstuff' (well, simply coz' i am. Moreover, a gal fren of mine gave me this name...)

Missing you Don Bosco. Missing you 12th 'A'.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Random Actions...and Pahalwan Dhaba!

Hmmm..not much to write today except for insipid babblings!!!
Well....My roommate, Arjun...calls me a lunatic...a mad person!!! Well, even on my slight disapproval he reasons...."reason your actions, buddy".
Yesterday night i was totally exhausted after a long day work at "Shopper's Choice" ...i'm working on a contract basis as their system analyst, and programmer. And then when i came back, my landlord's cutie-grand daughter Angel Dubey came to ask if i can teach her. How could i deny a sweet charming smiling face?
At night when i decided to retire to my bed, Arjun asked if i could teach him "MOSFET", "JFEET", and "Transistors"..he had certain confusions....so i carrie don with him. Then, as soon as i went to bed, then, gossshhh...electricity went out. It was so hot, infact, the summer in Delhi NCR is at its worst now-a-days. So, more than obvious i could not have slept with my Eccrine sudoriferous glands working vigourously...so in the dark, with not much to do....i started playing SNAKE II in my NOKIA 2280 CDMA set. But how long, could i go with it.
And all this while Arjun was dead with his dreams of delicious food.(Yup, he always dreams of food, he says....and i always of lots of gal with me among them on Miami.)
I took the jug full of water, and emptied on his face.
"Are you mad, Raj? what are you upto?"
"Not much sweetie! I just want you to accompany me for a walk."
"You gotta be mad! Its 2:30 in the morning!"
"So, So what. Get up or do you want yet another jug. And if you don't, i'm not gonna help you with 4-stroke compressors!"
"Is it meant to be a blackmail?"
"what else do you think?"
"huhhh......if i stay another month with you, my grey cells will stop working normally! come let's go...i gotta clear my 4-stroke engine"
and thus i took him(read forced him) for a 4-mile walk at 0230 hrs in the night!!!

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Now something about foods!!! I miss you Mom, a lot! I miss the finger-licking taste created by you. Its all missing here. Sometimes, i miss you so much that i go without food.
Usually, i love practising my culinary skills. But of late, due to exams...i decided to postpone my practises. That's why, I'd rather go to some restaurant or bring some fruit.
4 days ago....i got late, studying..and when i went to the restaurant, it was closed for the rest it needed. And i was dead, hungry. So, I ambled along the road, to find some hunger destination. My flat is close to the Delhi-Hardwar-Nainital highway....so soon i found a weird looking dhaba with the name plate reading "Pahalwan Dhaba"..."Special Paranthe, alu gobhi, alu matar" etc. etc.
I thought its' better than dying to visit this dhaba..and i was not disappointed.
I decided to give parathas a try...i ordered a aloo-paratha . Pretty soon, my dish was served, unlike in Food Waves, restt. i used to go to which took minimum of 10-15 mins.
A man with a towel on his shoulder served me the dish, a big plate with a rather big paratha on it...with a big slice of butter, salad of cucumber, onion, mint etc.
with a slight diapproval on my head, and taste buds...i started eating it......and found it to be more than delicious. The Recipe was simply,superb and perfect!!! And it was served with a malai mar ke chai.well, one did help my stomache but not my taste buds,it craved for more.
And all this for Rs. 13. In Food Waves, it 'd have costed not less than 30 rs.
Accompanid with a prompt service, newspaper-cutting napkin, and the gesture....it was the best food joint i ever saw.
If anyone of you, ever pass by this highway...do not forget to give pahalwan dhaba a try. Its' near hapur chungi, in ghaziabad. Its simply superb!!!
No more visits of Food Waves, and now I miss you Mom, but a little less!!

Saturday, June 04, 2005

On a humor note

I received this mail...and thought putting up here...


If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on thehorse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
J
ust close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......Open ur eyes !Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of afool............

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed.......u....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei'll take u an eye specialist !!
I wrote ur name on the sand .............it got washed away,I wrote ur name in air..........................it got blown away,So i wrote ur name in my heart.............i got a HEART ATTACK

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much,fell into the well, and drowned.The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends inashes...But dont worry - we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in troubleu can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happyso when u need true lovespend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,when i ask u flower,u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'll never drink WATER


when i call u;1 ring means i\'m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......it functions 24hrs 365 days.....it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by4min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.

.History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicidek2s14ster",0]
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Hey..ppl ..did u like it?

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Hmmm.....protests!!!

well.....regarding my last post on engineers and their sanity, few took exceptions to it and complained to me. Well, I'm doing engg. too...and I don't mind calling my self an insane. After all, who else would study till 8 in morning, take a short nap, go to college, come down, go for project work, and to ward off the fatigue, would take help of a vodka, rum, beer, whisky or whatever.
Anyways....I'm gonna tell you two incidents, both of an-would-be-engineer. They are my college mates, and by some unexplainable mistake, they also happen to be my room mate! Feature this...


Raj(that's me): So, did u get the milk powder for tea? How Much?
A(won't say his name): 500 gm
Raj: Ohhh...half a kg! Okie
A : Did I not tell you not half kg, but 500 gm!!!
Raj: Darling, both are equivalent!
A: (In anger) how come they happen to be equal, one is half kg and another 500gm?
Raj: you (&&^%%$# !!! (plucking my hair) okay..
At the food join we were standing, the waiter was confused and came and said..."Both are equivalent"
A: how..come. you people don't know anything.....etc.etc.?
After a while when engineering dawned on him....
A: Hey...i think both are equivalent!!!


Hahahaha.....this was the waiter's response. Not mine. I was like...^*&* Off!!! Now the next one:


Raj: Help me out with Legrande's Polynomials. My mathematics is so poor.
B: Well...why not.(takes out the book, and chapter) See this question!!
then he starts solving it...and after a while
B: now we shall solve it by simultaneous equation
-2x+456y+298xy
-2x+....(something something)
B: so we shall add this eqn.
-2x+456y+298xy
+ -2x+....(something something)

so on adding it become.....-2x and -2x cancels each other.
Raj: I leave this to you to judge!!!